I saw the funniest thing driving home today.  I pulled up behind a soccer-mom-mobile (and SUV for anyone who has no idea what that means) which had a fairly large bumper sticker with the following text:

"Drive now, talk later."

The driver was, of course, yakking away on the phone the entire time I was behind him.  I don't care if you drive and talk, but if you're going to advertise something at the very least have enough dignity to stand by your convictions.